Disney- Peddlars of SHIT.

Disney has given me false expectations about love... fuck you Aladdin. YEAH I SAID IT.

Miss me

Just. Cant. Stop. Listening. To. Drake.

...and also I hope you miss me (not you,*glares at you*... him)

Refrain

Women are emotional sadomasochists... we know things are bad for us but we intentionally go for those things any way. Apparently the more it becomes apparent that the things we want posses inadequate qualities, the more we want them. foolish.

I have refrained from writing scathing articles about heartbreak for fear of my idiocy becoming apparent to EVERYONE and for fear of my own self embarrassment at seeing poor decisions committed to print.

Instead of relationships or complicated 'friendly' (they're `NEVER' friendly) love ins I'm choosing to take that insane drive into my career... basically I don't feel you... any of you (men) I'm trying to re-learn to feel me.

Drake, Beyonce and a virulent dislike for Niki Minaj rapping (aesthetically she's more than palatable) is helping me do so...

Thanks for letting me disjointedly ramble, I have REFRAINED from caps locking 'MEN ARE DOUCHE BAG PRICKS, ALL OF THEM' oh... whoops. I guess it slipped out.

Beyonce as always will reiterate for me...


B x

MIMBO

See things for what they are sweetie, listen to Seinfeld... he's a MIMBO! you like him because he's pretty... end of discussion.

Letters to Loukia

LOUKIAAAA I’M BOREEEEEEEEDDD…

AND ANXIOUS! I’m itching to do things, anything’s lots of things… get involved with a dangerous (maybe armed) man, island hop my way through the Caribbean, touch people inappropriately during the Rio Carnival (or just on the tube) and blame it on someone else. Like I said in a previous email, I AINT FUSSY FAM.

I’m missing adrenalin coursing through my veins, I apparently replaced that with sex- oooo I’m so risqué! But it’s true; sex should be my recreation not the bread and butter of my adrenalin no matter how much chemistry I have with people I. must. Fight. Urge. To. Replace. ADHD drive for success with instant gratification.

Apropos of nothing: My mind is only ever lucid for about 5 mins then I forget or get distracted and the moment of brilliance is gone… I should be worried right??

How are you!? My incessant babbling driven you to the edge yet? I discovered I knew another man who was short with the syndrome that is attached to SOME (others of you I adore init) of these kind of men (I know you’ll agree). You know him, he’s the ‘I was heavily bullied at school and girls like you ignored me therefore I imagine sexually explicit things in my mind whilst I address you in what can only be described as a degenerative manner’ kinda guy- I KNOW ANOTHER ONE (he has a rhinestone belt). If all those guys modelled themselves on 'Brain' from ‘Pinky and the Brain’ they might be more of a palatable time… just a thought.

As per usual my unwavering love for you hasn’t changed.

Oh... so like I'm still not well up there huh?

Poor Loukia, I literally just babble insensible shit at her, much like I do to you lot... except she can't close the screen like you can. Rules of friendship bind her to my words and oddities. pray for her.



To Loukia: Kill me. Like actually do it, I’ll pay you and everything.

I could start a whole new range of clothes, ‘Kill the Chef’ ‘Shoot me quick’ ‘Hugs ‘n’ Death’ ‘So and So and So and So sitting in a tree… K-I-L-L-I-N-G’. I’d wear one.

Yesterday I was looking for jobs in Paris… I’m job hunting and trying to immigrate… think I want to work in fashion again. Stare at clothes and beautiful people whilst I read amazing books and write in my spare time maybe getting paid slightly more than I do now…BUT I’M NOT FUSSY OR ANYTHING, I’M WELL REALISTIC.

J'adore Fashion again

It's like my eyes get to be immensely fed. Amazing, I can't wait to be stuffed... If you don't like this... my peepers weep for yours.

French Vogue


Calvin Klein's new face- Lara Stone


London Designer Solange Azagury-Partridge's incredible Jewellery Collection- Insane Ring!


Statement Jewellery at it's best.

My end note is simply the Harrods, Selfridges and Harvey Nichols sale is near, my birthday was the 4th; if you love me you will go there find the Hervé Léger dress I adore and GIVE. IT. TO. ME. I'm a very reasonable girl, thanks.