I Come Bearing Gifts.

DJ IQ MIXTAPE: FLASHING LIGHTS



Think of me as Santa, just not an overweight white male who eats your milk and biscuits then touches your mum inappropriately... I do however come bearing gifts- DJ IQ Mixtape Flashing Lights and FREE lauch party to be held at Market Place, London W1W 8AH 2nd December... Consider yourself invited. Be there and buy the mixtape that definitely won't disappoint, featuring some amazing artists, collating some of the best beats to come out of the UK and mixed by DJ IQ.

You're undoubtedly bombarded with 8 million facetybook invites for pre Nappa Parties you don't wish to or shall attend and receive regular updates from a friend of a friend whose an 'amazing' DJ (babes I too can work iTunes shuffle so please refrain from bombarding me with a constant stream of shit). Consider this your 'Get out of Jail Free Card' and come hear Flashing Lights in it's entirety whislt letting your ears be seduced by some class DJ's at a night that is FREE FREE FREE and promises to be a messy time full of great tunes in your earholes held at one of my favourite venues (it gets dark, chaotic and full of Hip Hop in Market Place's basement)

DJ IQ- "The mixtape is DONE. very haps with it. a real ode to all the amazing music that is being made in this country right now. can't wait for you to hear it. havent' even thought about my birthday yet..."

Mixed by DJ IQ. Featuring:
Ramson Badbonez, Hey Zeus, Kashmere, Jehst, Stac, Joker Starr, Micall Parknsun, Professor Green, Gen, Sonny Jim, Pride, TB, Asaviour, Eva Lazurus.

Beats by:
DJ IQ, The Mighty Hoax, Joker, Hudson Mo, Samiyam, Kid Sublime, etc

With controversy in track production (Hyperdub track), amazing beats and equally as amazing use of the police alphabet code Charlie Uniform November Tango-(track featuring TB) this is DEFINITELY one to have in your collection.

AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE 30TH NOVEMBER CD & MP3! VIA:
http://www.suspectpackages.com/
http://www.djiq.co.uk/




CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS OF THE PARTY AND TO CONFIRM YOUR ATTENDANCE.

DJs:
DJ IQ
Mr.Thing
Alex Nut
Mr.Beatnick
Josey Rebelle

FREE ENTRY ALL NIGHT7PM - 12PM

P.S. FEEL FREE TO BUY IQ SHOTS AND HAND OUT FRIENDLY PUNCHES AS BIRTHDAY BEATS AND WELL WISHES.

WHAT!? DO YOU FINK DAT I'M DUM???

I NEVER check my hotmail... but I'm at work I'm bored and yeah... so I did, I remember why I got a google mail account!

Do you remember when I fell in love with that flat in St Stephens Gardens and it turned out to be some MASSIVE scam. I was VEXXXED now I'm just perplexed I know I'm occasionally scatty and yes I can be ever so slightly gullible but this is just a stream of nonsensical bullshit I'm having to deal with!

TO ALL YOU SCAMMERS: I AM NOT A PRICK, STOP TRYING TO PAR ME, I WILL AIR YOUR WASTENESS ON HERE. FUCKS.

"Hey Blogger - My name is David,

I have been searching the Internet for blogs that match our criteria and I wanted to invite you to become a paid blogger at Blog Distributor. (Please understand that I do not send this invitation to every blogger I come across, nor is this a guaranteed acceptance as we can't do a true review of the blog until it reaches our blog analysts').

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Our system is set up so that bloggers can make more money with us than with any other blog-for-pay firm. In short, we are the middle man between you and the advertiser. We match the correct blogs with the correct advertisers, who pay us to do so. And then we pay you, the blogger on behalf of the advertiser. You only take the advertisements that you want and are comfortable with. In no way does this alter the owersship of your blog. You simply get paid to write postings on your blog that you choose to write. You do what you want, when you want. You decide what content to accept or decline.

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Hiya!... Scam-face (David),

What with all the scams that float around the net it's one of my fondest desires to really make sure I don't become subject of a scary virus hunting scam... not unless its for something worthwhile like Ugly Betty, Glee, Heroes, Gossip Girl or 90210 (you catch my drift)

Flattered if you found my blog a good read- you see the egotistical part of my brain really wishes you secretly work for Channel 4 and have found me so delightful you want to publish me and make me a media (whore) goddess, where during my reign (my 15mins) I would kick Miquita off her ridiculously high pseudo indie-chick pedal stool... as to finding a means to blog and get paid me thinks it is more likely finding a needle in a haystack. BASICALLY.

So, how did you get my PERSONAL email address (considering I have posted an email addy on my blog which you've clearly neglected to use). Next point, I'm unable to click the link for your website (all signs start to point to dodgy from here). bwalya.a@gmail.com that's my work email if you would like to forward things to me (I check that one more regularly) and spam me there for the sake of my own curiosity and some desperate need to become Jessica Fletcher when I'm 50 + I'll use this as a means to be sleuth-tastic.

On the whole David (here comes a torrent of backhanded compliments, just in case you don't pick up that I am being incredibly sarcastic) Sounds great it's never occurred to me to start writing AND get paid for it, seems a novel idea! I would also love to have a long relationship solely based on sex with Adam Brody and be allowed to roam the streets in pyjamas with erratic hair going on tourretes like tangents at anything and everything that offends my peepers only to be subdued by the food and alcohol that would (for reasons that remain unclear) be given to me whenever I wanted, retaining the ability to still appear that I were of sound mind- THESE THINGS WILL NEVER COME TO PASS.

If you have indeed read my blog I'm sure you will know I post scathing articles about scams that affect me from time to time... got to protect the consumer. So please for your sake and probably the benefit of your 'business' if this is some kind of data capture scam please refrain from further contact, insulting my intelligence and generally ruining your lazy and insincere livelihood I WILL tell everyone.

Yours rudely, SINCERELY and ever on the ball

B (don't fuck with me) Newton.

P.S. you spelt ownership wrong. cunt.

REITERATING.

SAVE FOR THE WANK BANK

BASICALLY... I'm blogging this I know every Tom, Dick, Harry and they're mums are but it's more of a memo to self, a disclaimer is you will: ALWAYS LOVE BEYONCE REGARDLESS OF HER POSSIBLE DEALINGS WITH THE OCCULT OR BEING MARGINALLY HYPOCRITICAL- SHE'S TOO PENG TO JUDGE.

I'm a Stan... not a fare weather one as in I've never been to a show (Destiny's Child Supporting Act B2K- I was there screaming, singing, whinin, only 15 and already in love with her). Test me. I know EVERY SINGLE destiny's Child lyric and B lyric, I've seen them in concert... I've stalked Beyonce as she's blossomed and like a voyeur I've overly relished her blossom.

I now don't want to be an extra in the band (there have been points where I would have been more than satisfied being Latoya Luckett you know the beg-a-friend/tag along with talent a la Chad from N*E*R*D) NOT ANYMORE. I just really want to be her... or on her.

Does it even need to be said anymore? no? I don't care I'll say it again from my figurative roof top (this blog) I'm shouting- "THIS IS AMAZING". I will even allow Lady GaGa- the only way she has justification in my mind and gained marginal redemption is being an excellent Beg-a-friend in this here remix. Most days I would rather see her ignored, shunned and silenced into obscurity however, this is SO A WIN. As Hattie Collins said whoever styled B in that video is in for some serious CASH MONEY!!!

Yesterday I was pondering what to spend my money on (NEW JOB= PAY RISE, TOLD SELFRIDGES TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE AND LIFE)

Itemised Bill WAS:

• Month Oyster Travel Card
• Groceries
• Everything else

NOW:

• New Clothes
• Truck load of eyeliner
• Semi-Permanent Lashes
• Heavily Sequined Pants, Leotards,
• Unreasonably high shoes
• ANYTHING with massive shoulders
• ANYTHING tight.

DJ Cable Mini Mix & FREE Mashup

DJ CABLE



I've been hankering for another installment from Cable... harrassing him, twitter stalking finally another Mix is here so I can shut my trap and quit being a demanding/obnoxious madam (for a couple of days tops). Treat your ears and get your fix as I've done mine.

Dubstep, Grime and those commercial tracks you love when you're far too tipsy and slow whinin to everything be it appropriate or not. DOWNLOAD

TRACK LISTING
01. MRK1 - Kill Zone

02. Skream - Burning Up

03. Sukh Knight - Beneath Your Blouse

04. Benny Page & Zero G - Trigger Finger

05. Rossi B & Luca Feat. Gully Gang - Music Money

06. Jakes & Joker - 3Klane

07. Tempa T - Boy Off Da Ting

08. Benga & Coki - Night

09. LD - The King Of Kong

10. Noah D - Seeeriousss

11. Flux Pavilion - Fucking Noise

12. Excision & Datsik - Swagga

13. Joker & Ginz - Purple City

14. Grand Puba - Get It (12th Planet Remix)

15. Simian Mobile Disco - Cruel Intentions (Joker Remix)

16. Caspa - Marmite (Cable VIP Re-edit)

17. Dizzee Rascal - I Luv U

BONUS MASH UP

Joker & Ginz Vs. Lil Scrappy - Re-Up For Money (Cable THUGSTEP Blend)

Culture steez

SAM TAYLOR-WOOD







The journey to discover more about 'The Fantastic Mr Fox' led me to this Photographer, both 'The Fantastic Mr Fox' and 'Nowhere Boy' featured at the London Film Festival. consequently I've become so absorbed by Sam Taylor-Wood's work that The Fantastic Mr Fox has no become of no importance to me. 47 year old conceptual artist Sam Taylor-Wood the photographer who is recognised most commonly for her video work is currently in the limelight for Directing film début 'Nowhere Boy' based on early teen years of the legend that was John Lennon (and also the fact that she's the personification of Simon and Garfunkel's Mrs Robinson).

Taylor-Wood's pieces can be seen as examinations of human senses external and exterior seen in her one shot take of David Beckham sleeping... It's less peeping Tom from a Rhododendron and thought provoking study of an over publicised figure. Another one of her interesting pieces she filmed a subject playing Bach on the Cello but erased the Cello from the shot comfortable with what can only be called not a rational thought process she explores using self portraits weight and gravity to produce captivating pieces. Experimental isn't the word when it comes this artist.

Experimental art to me can sometimes teeter if not just throw it self off the cliff of pretension for instance the unmade bed woman Tracey Emin her work enrages me writing the names of your 'lovers' on the inside of a tent is just tacky how have you slept with enough people to fill the inside of a tent!?- Please see Dizzee Rascal- Jezebel. In my opinion it's void of that key factor, you know the the one that really makes you stand back in awe of an artist or their work. It's not that Taylor-Wood is particularly 'awesome' (we use that word far too flippantly) it's the element of her work that has you gaze intently at it losing yourself for a moment and finding yourself peering into someone else's beautiful imagination for that reason I love her.

She is definitely more than deserving of the 1997 Turner Prize nomination along with the acclaim and excitement the recent film has drummed up. As for recent pending marriage to the 19 year old... nuff little girls who watched 'Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging' are going to be DIS-A-PPOIN-TED. To be honest she kind of loses some of her flare for me by running off with the lead. I find it hard to believe they share a profound deep understanding of art. he's a child, some next Simon & Garfunkel Mrs Robinson flex alie!?

That being the case I still can't wait to see the film starring Aaron Johnson (who like Sam I definitely would) as Lennon. Aaron depicts the boy Lennon torn between his aunt and mother, his dicovery of Rock n Roll the film going on to further show Lennon's first meeting with McCartney... joyous background to the man that poured out so much into The Beatles, if only Xfactor spawned real heart and soul for the music and not a large majority of vapid pricks.

B does a Day in the life of Tony & Guy

Photo Journalism... Coming at your peepers really soon, ascetically pleasing you to the point of climax combined with literary treats to thrill the imagination.

Basically a Diary of me living my life as a pseudo Hunter S. Thompson avec a reckless photographer I've befriended (see pic below). Feel free to watch my decent from the marginal degree of grace that I've managed to retain as we journey to the weirdest events and socialise with company out of the norm. "Buy the ticket, take the ride. "- Hunter S Thompson


Go visit THE REAL T O N Y AND G U Y to have a butchers and some of Anthony's work. spafe.

All the things In your Calendar... CLEAR

Get you shit together clear your schedules and make sure to be at the Black Heart in Camden for this event... All your favourite things like free entry, women in form fitting leggings and gyrating yourself into early hip replacement.

DjYasmin proving she's not just stunning but a sensation on the decks at the launch of this regular FREE night. She'll be Djying alongside MR THING (DMC Champ / Extended Players) &
MAGDI FERNANDES with heavy support from some out of key singing, dressed in figure hugging ensembles, foul mouthed yet endearing PTC girls... we're out in full force for this one so be there! did I mention FREE. Doors open from 8pm - 1pm

dress like you want to be eye raped for mine and the girls' pleasure. thank you please.

Sunday's should look like this right before we repent-